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Humor from Betty & Monty
To Day Betty and Monty caught up on their emails and here are a few cute ones they thought to share with all their friends. Hope you enjoy them.
THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN... TICK WARNING! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it my... Read More
THEY WALK AMONG US I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This happened in Austin at MoPac... Read More
Old Geezers, proud to be one
'Geezers' are easy to spot: At sporting events, during the playing of the Star Spangled BANNER. Old Geezers remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them. Old Geezers remember the Depression, World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War 1950-55, The Cold War, the jet age... Read More
Betty's words to bring a smile at least for awhile.
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
Looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. 'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender. Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy. 'That little shit, O'Conner,' says Sean,'He couldn't do that to you,He must have had somet... Read More
Funny man...we all laughed and now every other word has to be blipped....It's going to be a nice day....everyone have fun! ----RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. &nb... Read More
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