08
Apr/2008

by moorebettyboop

Humor from Betty & Monty



To Day Betty and Monty caught up on their emails and here are a few cute ones they thought to share with all their friends.   Hope you enjoy them.
 
                       THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN...  TICK WARNING!



I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it 
my... Read More

04
Mar/2008

by moorebettyboop

Betty's words to bring a smile at least for awhile.



  Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
Looking like he'd just been run over by  a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  Jamie  O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy.
'That little shit, O'Conner,' says Sean,'He couldn't do that to you,He must have had somet... Read More

08
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

I was thinking about my New Years resolutions, and here is my top ten. 

Ambitious? Oh, you betcha!


10. Replace fake TV brick with REAL TV brick.

9. Find out who's in the Barney costume and have him (or her) sing the I Love You, You Love Me song one last time as I'm fitting him (or her) with cement shoes and overcoat.

8. Bungee jump with the Pope in Acapulco.

7. Replace annoying EBS sound with song "We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions" by Queen.
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05
Dec/2007

by Spoilnjprincess

Airline Rage

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: "And get ME a coke...NOW!"
The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, brings back a coke for the parrot. However, she forgets the coffee for the guy.
As the guy points this out, the parrot... Read More

04
Dec/2007

by Spoilnjprincess

Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
 
 

Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental he... Read More