Betty's words to bring a smile at least for awhile.
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
Looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender. Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy.
'That little shit, O'Conner,' says Sean,'He couldn't do that to you,He must have had somet...
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