Here we go again with another year about to start, and as will happen this time of year; we think about the New Year's Resolutions.

I have a top ten for 2008 that I'd like to share with you...

I resolve to:

10. Not to utter the phrase "I swear I'll never drink again if you'll just make this room stop spinning, GOD!"

9. Not to wake up in a strange bedroom after the new year's party and look at who I just slept with and wonder who the hell that is.

8. Not to stop at a Jack In The Box at 2am and moon the drive thru window attendant, no matter how much I have the urge to do so.

7. not to have a "tequila drink off" with my new freinds from across the border.

6. Not accidently walking into a gay bar while drunker than a skunk and singing the song "It's Raining Men" at the top of my voice.

5. not to get the tattoo of a capital W on each of my butt cheeks...again.

4. Not to try various hangover cures that involve eating things I'd never eat while I'm sober.

3. Not to ask my arresting officer to dance with me one last time before we go.

2. Not to go thru the all nite car wash again without my car.

1. To come up with better comedy bits than this again the next time I blog.


HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!!

Tags: FUNNY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

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