08
Apr/2008

by moorebettyboop

Humor from Betty & Monty



To Day Betty and Monty caught up on their emails and here are a few cute ones they thought to share with all their friends.   Hope you enjoy them.
 
                       THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN...  TICK WARNING!



I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it 
my... Read More

15
Mar/2008

by moorebettyboop

THEY WALK AMONG US  I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.

I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

This happened in Austin at MoPac... Read More

07
Mar/2008

by moorebettyboop

Old Geezers, proud to be one


'Geezers' are easy to spot: At sporting events, during the playing of the Star Spangled BANNER.  Old Geezers remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment.  They know the words and believe in them.
     
Old Geezers remember the Depression, World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler.  They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War 1950-55, The Cold War, the jet age... Read More

04
Mar/2008

by moorebettyboop

Betty's words to bring a smile at least for awhile.



  Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,
Looking like he'd just been run over by  a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.  Jamie  O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy.
'That little shit, O'Conner,' says Sean,'He couldn't do that to you,He must have had somet... Read More

25
Feb/2008

by moorebettyboop

Funny man...we all laughed and now every other word has to be    blipped....It's going to be a nice day....everyone have fun! ----RED  SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT  MARRIAGE  
       
1. Two times a week,  we go to a nice restaurant, have a  little beverage, good food  and companionship.
   She goes on Tuesdays, I go  on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate  beds.
&nb... Read More