23
Feb/2008

by moorebettyboop

Fun Quotes for our reflection and maybe just a little direction




 
Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of the rot....
 
I am not young enough to know everything.
 
Remember; you are not all that important, your responsibilities are..
 
Watch your thoughts; they become words.  Watch your words, they become actions.  Watch your actions, they become habits.  Watch your ha... Read More

14
Feb/2008

by moorebettyboop

> Rules of Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, and the Wild West are as follows:
>
> 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
>
> 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.
>
> 3. Let's get this straight: it's called a "gravel road." I drive a
> pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're
> gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
>
> 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. Th... Read More

05
Feb/2008

by moorebettyboop

 



Story of Monty's funny Play Day

Tuesday, Feb 5, 2008






Monty is having a busy day

He pounces and rolls all the way

He sneaks up on the other dogs

They lay around like colored logs.

Like a cat, he hits them just for fun,

His tails between his legs as he runs.

He charges his buddy and off he goes,

His Character, he definitely shows. 

It’s s... Read More

15
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

Ahhhhh,Christmas.
What a wonderful time and season it truly is. I was told by Santa, who sent me a letter C.O.D., that I would not be getting a lump of coal in my stocking this year; but a whole truckload instead.
I wrote him and told the baleful tale of how Texas Utilities was robbing me blind in electric bills, and I wished I could have an alternate source of heat. Well...The jolly fat boy wasted no time in making my Christmas wish come true! What he didn't send however, was a coa... Read More

15
Dec/2007

by White_Trash_Queen

Oil Change instructions for
Women:
 
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since   the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
 
Money spent:
 
Oil Change: $20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00
 
 
Oil Change instructions for Men :
 
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, fi... Read More