14
Dec/2007

by White_Trash_Queen

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it... Read More

14
Dec/2007

by White_Trash_Queen

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex on... Read More

09
Dec/2007

by White_Trash_Queen

Psycho Test

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.



A woman, while at the funeral for her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him later. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her
siste... Read More

09
Dec/2007

by White_Trash_Queen

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is for a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I g... Read More

08
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

I was sitting here this morning trying to figure out why I've had such a lack of ambition lately. I go to work, come home, eat, shower, check my computer to see what's been happening here on Zubby and elsewhere, and then find myself fighting to stay awake. Sure, working 10 hour days can really grind on you, but lately it's been worse.

It's as if I'm physically and emotionally drained. It's like there is never enough time to do the things I'd like to do, or need to do.

Did you... Read More