08
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

When I was a child in school, if you showed remarkable genius, the teacher would give you a gold star. Usually it was on a project or assignment, and they would place it on the paper. Some teachers would actually put the gold star on your forehead.

If, on the other hand, you were a complete moron; they would place it on your behind. I had so many stars on my A** I looked like a flag at one point.

This started me thinking about the great feeling I got from getting the gold star on m... Read More

02
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

I was in the supermarket the other day deciding what looked good for dinner and I had decided on this whole fresh chicken, when I noticed out of the corner of my eye a rather odd sight.

There were two rather buxom young ladies in short skirts who were twins and both bent over and looking at something on the bottom shelf. I think it was a jar of pickles.

Anyway, I couldn't help but notice their shapely buttocks and their underwear. The twin on the left had written on her underwear... Read More

01
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

I was feeling a bit hungry and decided to wander in to the local Burger King (If you don't have a Burger King, simply replace the name with the burger joint of your choice) to get a Cheeseburger.

I walk up to the young cashier and am promptly greeted in a monotone, just this side of dead voice, "Welcome to Burger King may I take your order?"

I felt like saying "No!" just to freak him out, but my stomach had other ideas.

Instead I reply, "Well, I certainly hope so young man;... Read More

01
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

"I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain..."-Fleetwood Mac

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been seeing an increase in the amount of chain letters that are filling my inbox these days. While most of them are from people who know me...actually if they knew me they'd know I really hate receiving these things...some of them are from people who somehow got my e-mail addy and just felt compelled to share these things with me.

They usually go something lik... Read More

01
Dec/2007

by MisterAngel_1

If you're a thrillseeker and really want to go on an adventure that you'll never forget as long as you live, I highly recommend riding a train. Not just any train line, I'm talking about AmTrak.

Before I ever got on a train, I saw movies about people riding trains. Seemed like a comfortable and safe way to travel. The days of train robberies have long since gone, and the odds of hitting a cow are fairly slim these days. I figured, what could go wrong?

In the movies however, they do... Read More