Monty’s busy Wednesday began like this. Slower would have been my wish.
Monty had some fun today, he went outside, as he loves, to play.
He chased the cats to the barn and back.
There was no Sun, just fog and rain, but staying in the house was just a strain.
At morning coffee he played with glee.
He had two more dogs in the family.
Saks alive that made five!
Five dogs that ate like hogs…..
Treats they got as is the habit, but Monty would steal them quick as a rabbit.
He gobbled his down and headed for another, only to be stopped by his Mother.
His waist is growing and his eating is not slowing. Soon, a large belly will be showing.
As we watch Monty play, He’s giving the rest of them a bad day.
The Postal man, a package does deliver. Monty run’s to protect the home, out he runs as quick as a shiver.
Down the road Monty does go, sniffing and running he does not slow.
His Mom’s in a leg brace, that’s funny to see. He watched her run after him and was filled with glee.
No way was he getting within reach, Mom said a lesson she would teach.
Oh No! Here comes a huge black dog, down the road at a fast jog.
He began to herd that silly pup. Mom was there to pick him up.
Back in the house, off he took, no idea his Mom was shook.
His adventures are never ending, but for tonight my story is ending.
Here’s a joke that was sent to me, share it with friends and family.
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the ---- out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
Holidays are coming, I think I'll buy Monty something.
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