> Short and Funny
>
> I dialed a number and got the following recording:
> "I am not available right now, but
> thank you for caring enough to call.
> I am making some changes in my life.
> Please leave a message after the
> beep. If I do not return your call,
> you are one of the changes."
>
> ~~~~~
>
> At pilots training back in the
> Air Corps they taught us,
> "Always try to keep the number
> of landings you make
> equal to the number of take
> offs you make."
>
> ~~~~~
>
> Aspire to inspire before you expire.
>
> ~~~~~
>
> My wife and I had words,
> but I didn't get to use mine.
>
> ~~~~~
>
> Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
>
> ~~~~~
>
> Blessed are those who can give without remembering
> and take without forgetting.
>
> ~~~~~
>
> The irony of life is that, by the time
> you're old enough to know your way
> around, you're not going anywhere.
>
> ~~~~~
>
> God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
> of an answer for her first question.
>
> ~~~~~
>
> I was always taught to respect my elders,
> but it keeps getting harder to find one.
> ~~~~~
> Every morning is the dawn of a new error.